My name's Ken, by the way.
Viktor, with a K.
Cool, Viktor with a K. [gestures to Kim] And this lovely lady is?
[hesitantly] It's Giselle. Giselle Saint Claire.
Ah, lovely. Please, sit, I won't bite. [Kim sits down] So, Viktor with a K and Giselle, exotic names.
They're Dutch.
Well, Boer, to be precise. Our father's side of the family is from South Africa... which is where Uncle Humphrey passed away.
South Africa, they grow them beautiful down there, right? Charlize Theron... and you.
Oh, well... I've never actually been, but hope to go someday.
Tell you what: By the time I'm done with you two, you might be taking your own private jet.
Nice.
[to waiter] Excuse me, hi. We're sitting here now, so we could use a wine list, if you get a chance—
Hey, uh, are you a tequila fan?
Yes. [to Kim] You down for that?
...You ever try Zafiro Añejo?
No, I have not, but I'm down for whatever. Three of whatever she just said.
[Later that night, they've finished the entire bottle of Zafiro Añejo. The waiter hands them the bottle's cork]
Compliments of the bartender. She thought you might want a souvenir.
Oh, my God. Did we drink the entire bottle?
Not yet we haven't. Hey, cheers! [downs a shot]
I think we're ready for the check.
No, really, it's a smart way to go.
Okay, but...so to be clear, you take the money directly from our account and invest it—
Diversify it.
Diversify it, and then all the dividends and all the profits and the what-have-you comes back directly into our account.
Boom. Absolutely. And you'll get a detailed statement showing how much your money is growing, biggest bulls of the month, etcetera.
Ken, buddy... let's do this.
[They sign the contract when the bill comes. Ken snatches it out of Jimmy's hand]
Whoops, I got that! Can't let you do it, son.
Wait, what—Ken. You are the greatest. Thank you.
No problemo. Hey, this'll be the best decision you'll ever make.
Oh, I believe it. Alright, well, we should get out of your hair.
Yeah. [Jimmy and Kim get out of the booth]
Wait! [tears out a piece of paper] This is for you. Now, that's got all my contact info. Call me anytime with questions, or anything at all.
Try and stop us!
[Kim and Jimmy throw it away as they leave the bar]
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