Ben Tennyson quotes from Ben 10: Omniverse

I've frozen your Omnitrices in time. They're completely useless!

Who knew he could do that?

Who knew the plural of "Omnitrix" was "Omnitrices?"

Please give me Humungousaur, please give me Humungousaur... (turns into Jury Rigg)

Jury Rigg

Jury Rigg? Are you kidding me?!

Hey, at least you're a smaller target.

Dr. Psychobos

So this is what it's c-c-come to? The greatest mind in the galaxy reduced to mere t-tech support?

The greatest mind in the galaxy is Azmuth. But no matter the alternate dimensional timeline, he is always too smart to be evil. I had to settle for second-best.

Dr. Psychobos

Huh. There is no such thing as "too smart to be evil!"

How about "too dim to stay out of Plumber jail?"

(Fires lasers at the Bens) Get to work. Now!

Why don't you get down here and do it yourself?

Because then there'd be no-one to fire laser blasts at you!

But, Mr. Baumann was totally fine until he came back to the old Collins's house.

Yeah suddenly he was... nice.

Grandpa Max

(gasp) Something is definitely wrong.

Kai Green

Whoa! That's new.

Yeah. Time cycles.They, like, time travel and stuff.

Kai Green

So, what are you doing here?

You called me, Kai.

Kai Green

No, I was just thinking about you.

No, you did. We had a nice conversation. You practically begged me to come help you.

Kai Green

Why would I-

Well, you did... or will. Did I mention these were time bikes? Time travel is weird.

Kai Green

I'm looking for alien artifacts in the temple...

Of the sky, but your grandpa's worried because legend is that anyone who disturbs the temple will suffer the wrath of its spirit guardians. We already had this conversation in the future. Remember?

Kai Green

No, I don't. Are you coming with me or not?

Anything for the future Mrs. Tennyson.

Kai Green

And forget that stuff that Spanner said about us being a couple someday. You owe me an orb.

Yeah, yeah... the orb of something-something. It's on my to-do list, okay?

Rook Blonko

You triggered a "bobo trap"!

That's "booby trap"!

Why is she looking over here?

Rook Blonko

I am a blue,fur-covered alien, so if I had to venture a guess-

You're right! Kai's making fun of me because she can speak Spanish and I can't!

Kai Green

Ugh, gotcha!

Thanks, sweetie.

Kai Green

[lets go of Ben] No problem.

Professor Paradox

And everything is on track. Ujin, I apologize for the damage to your magnificent temple. Please continue to guard--

The temporal mainspring!

Rook Blonko

Professor, should we not be pursuing the thieves?

Professor Paradox

In good time, Rook. The future unfolds as it must.

Wait, you stick me in this hope for eons guarding that piece of junk, and then when it gets jacked, all you got to say is "in good time"?!

Professor Paradox

Did I mention it's fifth season on Galvan Prime? [opens a portal] A hot wind blows from the north and the females' faces become dry and crusty

Whoop! Time to go home, folks.

Professor Paradox

Yes, till we meet again.

Kai Green

[to Ben] You're okay to ride?

Skurd

No please, why don't you two keep steaming up South America with your--

[hits Skurd on the Time Cycle side] I'm good Kai.

Kai Green

[walking away] Alright, Mr. Tennyson.

Later, "Mrs. Tennyson."

Kai Green

[frustrated] Ugh! That again?! Ben, there is no way we are married in the future.

I was teasing!

Kai Green

I know, stop being so... ugh! [walks away]

(toying with the Gwendolyn totem) Hi, I'm Gwen. I used to think I was so much better than Charmcaster. But look, now I fit in her purse!

Big mistake, Charmcaster. Way Big! (activates Omnitrix, becomes Shocksquatch)

Shocksquatch

Or Shocksquatch.

Skurd

Why do you even bother to call them out before you transform?

Shocksquatch

I don't know. I'm been asking myself that same question, eh?

I feel sorry for the loser who gets stuck being the next contestant on this show.

And our next contestant is... (suddenly warps his game show into the Plumber base) Ben Tennyson!

Yeah, I probabilty should've seen that coming.

Come on, Rook.

Professor Paradox

Hurry, Benjamin. [removes goggles] You haven't much time.

Ugh. "Time" pun. Good one, Professor Paradox.

Professor Paradox

Unintended.

Professor Paradox

Leave now, and you may still catch Maltruant in the timestream. [closes hatch] If not, then this Time Beast's egg will power your journey to places beyond even my reach.

Professor Paradox

I know you will not fail.

I won't.

Skurd

So serious.

Donuts!

Skurd

Do maintain a safe distance.

Maintain, shmaintain.

Rook Blonko

Ben, be careful. We do not want to end up like that Time Beast.

We're shielded, right?

Rook Blonko

Ben!

[groans; chuckles] That could've gone worse.

Skurd

Worse?! You tore through the fabric of existence with no regard for our safety. Our quarry is gone, and we are lost in time!

If we're lost, so is Maltruant. Besides, Paradox put me in charge, so we do this my way. This is not a democracy.

Rook Blonko

Huh?

Skurd

[to Ben, after Maltruant escapes with a Time Beast, right after Ben made a comment about it] Must you always jinx us?

Rook Blonko

[appearing on a screen] In my experience; yes, he must.

Hey!