Ben Tennyson quotes from Ben 10: Omniverse

Rook Blonko

Keep looking, bro. They have got to be around here somewhere.

So, we're just gonna drive around and hopefully see them?

Rook Blonko

You got a better plan?

Dude, you're the one with the detective skills. I'm just a hero, remember?

Rook Blonko

Okay. Uh, let me think. Um... Uh... I-I think I need some vitamins and protein and what not, you know, to kick my brain into high gear.

Gah!

You know, it's sleazebags like you that give lawyers a bad name.

Young man, lawyers have always had a bad name.

You're just lucky I have a new found respect for the dregs of the legal profession.

And...?

And...thanks for your help, I owe you one.

(laughs) Wait till you get my bill, kid.

Like momma always said, "You don't need super-powers to take care of chickens."

Rook Blonko

His mother always said that?!

Yeah, just let it go, Rook.

Clyde! Look, I get it. I did the exact same kind of dumb stuff when I first got the Omnitrix, too...

Rook Blonko

You did the same kind of dumb stuff last Tuesday.

Not the point!

I suggest an alpha-nine evasion strategy.

Here's a strategy: Run real fast!

(answers his phone) Gwen! Hey, how are yo-? ...Oh, fine. Gwendolyn. Happy now? ...Don't move. We'll be right there!

Rook Blonko

We will? What about Suemongousaur?

We've got bigger fish to fry.

Rook Blonko

This hardly seems like a good time to meet Gwendolyn for a meal.

It's just an expression, Rook! No fish, no fry!

Rook Blonko

Who made up your language?

Kai Green

After retiring from the Plumbers, my grandfather wanted to find new ways of bringing together civilizations from across the universe. But rather then using a badge, he wanted to use knowledge. We believe that through such ancient objects, we can find the links that connect us all, and even answer the ultimate question: Why are we here?

Because you invited us?

Jimmy, quick! Turn into Spanner and give me a hand here!

What are you talking about?

Now's not the time to be modest. Do your thing!

Sure. Want me to hack something?

Subdora

This is who you pal around with? How am I losing to you?!

Kai Green

Are you coming, or do you want to sit there until morning?

Hang on. I'm thinking of an appropriately snarky reply.

Kai Green

We really don't have that kind of time.

Kai Green

(After Ben- as Walkatrout- fails to break down the door) You could always try Blitzwolfer...

Don't start.

Kai Green

Fine. Then I guess... it's hero time!

Great. I've already been robbed of my dignity, and now you're stealing my catchphrase?!

Fistrick may be a crook, but at least he doesn't yell at his bros.

Grandpa Max

I'm not your bro.

Rook Blonko

Surprise, partner! (offers Ben a meatball sub)

Yeah, I used to love those, but now they seem... gross.

Rook Blonko

May I have yours?

Slow down there, farmboy. Meatball subs are a sometime food, not an anytime food.

Rook Blonko

Wait. They are not always food? Ben, are you-

No! I'm not too close to the case.

Come on, Stinkfly. Heck, I'll even take Jetray. [transforms into Upgrade instead]

Upgrade?!

Rook Blonko

Cannot fly. And the ten speed, while technologically advanced, also does not have the capability of flight.

Yeah, thanks for the update. Update nothing… How about an upgrade?!

Pathetic.

Yeah? Well you're... pathetic-er!

Remind me to mentor on your trash talk, man.