Kevin Levin quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Max

So Devin Levin laid down some cover fire while I defused the bomb. (sighs) Have I told this story before?

Gwen

Grandpa!

Kevin

That's what's up!

Kevin

[about Max's burgers] Squid? I thought those were hamburgers.

Ben

[looks at it] That would explain the tentacles.

Kevin

[receives a hamburger] These are regular burgers, right?

Ben

[looks at it] I see eyes and a beak in there.

Max

That was the last of my ground squid too. I have some hamburger meat in the freezer, though. I guess we could eat that.

Kevin

Well, if we're out of squid, what can we do?

Kevin

Didn't you hear the news? The war's over.

Highbreed

Perhaps, but our defeat will bring you nothing but sorrow, vermin!

Kevin

Come on. We'll follow in my car.

Ben

Forget the car. I've got a better idea. (tried to turn into Way Big, but turns into Humungousaur)

Humungousaur

Way Big... Aw, man! Humungousaur. I wonder if the Omnitrix is still under warranty.

Kevin

We've tried going easy and we've tried going hard. Now what?

Ben

We don't know enough about that thing to stop it... But maybe there's someone who does! (starts running off) Slow it down. I'll be back as soon as I can. (activates the Omnitrix)

Jetray!

Kevin

Would be nice if he'd let us in on the plan once in a while.

Kevin

You mean that thing has got an "on" switch but no "off?"

Gwen

What good's a fail safe if you could turn it off?

Kevin

(as they're climbing up the exhaust) If you ever tell anybody about this...

Ben

Trust me. It'll be our secret.

Kevin

What do you think would happen if I lit a match?

Ben

Don't!

Kevin

[to Highbreed] Here to finish the job, huh?

Highbreed

As a matter of fact, insect, that is precisely why I am here.

Swampfire

We'll fight you!

Highbreed

You understand nothing. My orders were to destroy you so I unleashed this weapon. Now my orders are to stop it and so I shall.

Gwen

This place is coming apart! If you stay here-

Highbreed

All the more reason for you to gather the other humans and leave this place. Go!

Hey, can we have our ball back?

Kevin

Sure, kid. (pops the ball) Here you go.

Ben

Nice, Kevin. What's next? Kicking puppies?

Kevin

This little outing was your idea. So just lay there and work on your Ben tan.

Ben

OK. I'll tan and you lighten up.

Kevin

No one's the boss of me, Tennyson. Remember that.

Gwen

Please lighten up, Kevin.

Kevin

(cracks a smile) Ok, Gwen. (Ben chuckles) What? What're you thinking?

Ben

I'm not thinking anything.

Gwen

I can vouch for that. Hey anybody wanna get me a bottle of water?

Ben

Rock, paper, scissors?

Gwen

Rock!

Ben

Magic vortex? Nice work, Gwen!

Gwen

It wasn't me.

Kevin

(coughs) What are you looking' at?

It's okay. I totally get why you busted my beach ball. You're a superhero who's really a monster. Guys like you are always mean!

Kevin

(angrily) Why you!

Gwen

It's OK, Kevin, it's OK.

Kevin

(angrily) No it's not!

Gwen

I don't know how to help you.

Kevin

(softly) Why is that a surprise? You don't know how to do much of anything.

Gwen

(infuriated) What did you say!?

Kevin

(angrily) I didn't ask you for any help! (pushes past Ben and Gwen) I'm gonna go fix my ID mask.

Small-block V8, 300 horsepower and what nitrous tank for afterburners?

Kevin

Liquid oxygen. I like to go fast. You into cars?

I could be in yours, if you asked me nice. Corners like a dream. Is there anything this car can't do?

Kevin

It's not submersible, but i'm working on it.

OK...

Your mind is all blank.

Kevin Levin

(hypnotized) Totally.

You will bring Gwen Tennyson to the planetarium at midnight. (Kevin nods) Taking her boyfriend was just the warm-up. There I will use the full power of concentrated moonlight siphoned through a mystical field, to steal her very essence! By the time I'm done, there'll be nothing left of her.

Kevin

She probably won't show up when I tell her that.

Don't tell her you simpleton!

Kevin

Hey give me a break. My mind's a blank.

(frustrated) Just bring her! Talk her into it, make an excuse. Force her if you have to. Here. (snaps her fingers and a necklace appears around Kevin's neck)

Kevin

And if Ben tries to stop me?

Destroy him.

Kevin

'Kay. (walks off to complete his mission)

Ben

Her name was Caroline?

Kevin

Yeah, silver-haired girl, had magical powers.

Gwen

Charmcaster, it has to be.

Ben

We haven't seen her since we were kids, and she's obviously looking for some payback. Is she cute?

Gwen

Ben!

Kevin

More than cute, hot!

Gwen

Kevin!

Kevin

I can still remember we were talking...

Gwen

About what?!

Kevin

About... stuff, you know, its all kinda blurry after she kissed me.

Gwen

(shocked in anger) She kissed you?!

Kevin

Yeah, I didn't really mean to tell you that part.

Gwen

(sarcastically angry) Really. (storms off)

Ben

That was a stupid thing to say.

Kevin

Can't argue with you there.

Kevin

It was not like I was kissing her, much. It was like 80% her kissin' me.