Charmcaster quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Well, well, my pets. Gwen Tennyson has a boyfriend, but he's not happy. Hmm. Perhaps sending you to destroy was too simple a revenge. After all she stole my spell book, the least I can do is steal something important to her...

Gwen Tennyson. I've been waiting 5 years to say this; I love what you've done with your hair.

[about to get sucked into a portal] Help! [She grabs onto her rock minion's leg who hangs onto a pole] Don't let go, you brainless boob! You useless lump! [Her minion glares at her & lets go. They both get sucked into the portal.] YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

Your mind is all blank.

Kevin Levin

(hypnotized) Totally.

You will bring Gwen Tennyson to the planetarium at midnight. (Kevin nods) Taking her boyfriend was just the warm-up. There I will use the full power of concentrated moonlight siphoned through a mystical field, to steal her very essence! By the time I'm done, there'll be nothing left of her.

Kevin

She probably won't show up when I tell her that.

Don't tell her you simpleton!

Kevin

Hey give me a break. My mind's a blank.

(frustrated) Just bring her! Talk her into it, make an excuse. Force her if you have to. Here. (snaps her fingers and a necklace appears around Kevin's neck)

Kevin

And if Ben tries to stop me?

Destroy him.

Kevin

'Kay. (walks off to complete his mission)

Gwen

Ortus.

Odd. I could swear I heard...

I told you, uncle Hex, there's nothing here. It's late. Go to bed.

Gwen

I am one lucky girl.

Kevin

We're gonna miss the kick off.

Ben

The car's gone. I don't think anyone's home. You're gonna break it.

Kevin

No, I'm not. It was already loose. We should go in. She'd want us to.

Gwen

What are you guys doing here?

Kevin

Nothin'. We definitely were not about to sneak in so we could watch the game on your dad's 60-inch TV. Also, your doorbell was already busted when we got here.

Ben

No, it wasn't. He broke it.

Gwen

You know what? I don't really care. Go watch your game. I'll be right back.

Kevin

Did your hear what she said?

Ben

That she doesn't care about the doorbell?

Kevin

It was code. What the meant was she doesn't care about me.

Ben

Aw, Golly, Kev. That's just crazy talk. Gwen thinks you're swell!

Kevin

She doesn't even pretend to like me anymore. Anyway, who could blame her? I mean, look at me.

Gwen

Ortus, Expositus. Quis Quondam Eram Afflictus. Iam Vicis Mos Redintegro...

I've been waiting for you to show up. After all, you're the time-lost Gwen, the last link to a less-appealing past.

Gwen

How do you know all that?

Magic, my dear. I love this new world your meddling created. I'm not letting you change it back.

Are you two done talking yet? Cause I'm totally gonna kill her again.

You must learn patience my dear niece.

But not right away. First i'm gonna kill...

Gwen

You need to stop saying that.

Professor Paradox

Has been quite a day, hasn't it?

Gwen

[startled] Would you stop doing that!

Professor Paradox

Oh. Very well, of I go. [walks away]

Gwen

No! Please, don't go anywhere!

Professor Paradox

Actually in my case, it's less of a "where" than it is a "when".

Gwen

You know what happened here?

Professor Paradox

You happened. When you went back in time and kept Kevin from mutating.

Gwen

But that was the plan.

Professor Paradox

And every plan has unintended consequenses. For instance, Hex and Charmcaster tried to take over the world, as is their want. You, Ben and Kevin swung into action, you were humanity's last line of defense. Only, there was a weak link.

Gwen

Me?

Professor Paradox

Oh no, dear. Not you. Kevin. Because you went into the past and undid that explosion, you kept him from mutating. Ergo, the new Kevin, or, eh, the old Kevin, lacked the powers that would have allowed him to stop Hex and so the bad guys won.

Gwen

I didn't know.

Professor Paradox

I warned you that time travel is for immortals and fools. I'm the only immortal hereabouts. You do the math.

Gwen

Where are Ben and Kevin?

Gwen

Huh?!

Professor Paradox

Careful. Gravity is not your friend.

Gwen

Kevin. What did she do to thim?

Professor Paradox

It amused her to bind him with the same spell she uses to control her rock creatures.

Oh, Clumsy, Clumsy Kevin! (chuckles)

Kevin

Unh! Unh!

Gwen

(after fighting Charmcaster and sending her to the ground) Killing me is not cool! (hits Charmcaster with her mana again)

Gwen

Ben?!

Ben

Gwen? But I saw Charmcaster. You were fighting her, and she...

Gwen

I know, Ben. It's all my fault.

Ben

I-I don't understand.

Gwen

The Omnitrix... when it blew up... only i-it didn't, but it should have and it would have if only I hadn't tried to fix everything.

Ben

Um, I know I'm kind of messed up, but you're not making any sense.

Gwen

I'll explain when I get you out of here.

Oh, sure. Like that's going to happen.

Ben

You handle the rock monsters. I'll take Charmcaster.

Gwen

No, Ben, you're hurt.

Ben

I already lost you once. I'm not gonna let that happen again.

Swampfire

Swampfire!

Tempestas! Aah!

Gwen

Kevin, no! Aah!

It's time to write the last chapter in this sad little saga.

Swampfire

Thanks anyway, Hex. But I'm not much of a reader! Let's get out of here before they have a chance to...

Gwen

Hold them off, Ben. I need time to cast a spell.

Ben

And that'll fix everything? Do what you can. I trust you.

Gwen

Quis Quondam Eram Afflictus. Iam Vicis Mos Redintegro. Quis Venit Pro --

Stop!

Gwen

Mos Nusquam Esse!

Are you sure?

You will never forgive yourself if you let this happen.

Gwen

Don't listen to her! They're from her future and she doesn't know what she's talking about.

Oh, come on! How do I know you're not an impostor?

Gwen

(sighs) The lock on our locker is broken. We leave it hanging there so it looks closed.

All right, you're me. But I still think we should save Kevin.

You guys need to make up our mind.

Gwen

Already done. Paradox was right. We have to let it happen the way it did the first time.

We can't keep Kevin from mutating?

Gwen

No. We can't. And just to make sure she doesn't try, I'm gonna make her forget everything that happened. Come on. We don't belong here.

Ben, that doesn't look right. Turn it off!

Kevin

Never mind that. It's overloading. Dump the watch!

Ben

It'll take too long! Run for it, both of you!

Kevin

Maybe I can...

Ben

What have you been doing up here all day? You missed the whole game.

Gwen

I was working on a project. I lost track of time.

Kevin

Want to go to Mr. Smoothy? It's Ben's treat. What was that for?

Gwen

I... don't know.

Professor Paradox

Hello, young persons.

Ben

Paradox? What are you doing here?

Gwen

Is something wrong?

Professor Paradox

No. Everything's fine.