Kevin Levin quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Ben Tennyson

What's this button for?

Kevin Levin

Did I not mention this' a rental?

Ben Tennyson

[Sees asteroids in front of them] Incoming!

Kevin Levin

[tries to dodge them] Now what you wanna do is- [Ben presses the button, the ship fires at the asteroids] That?

Gwen Tennyson

Of course he does! You heard him. Ship's a powerful weapon.

Ben Tennyson

What is it with her and that "dog" anyway?

Kevin Levin

You guys found it on your first date right?

Ben Tennyson

I don't think that has anything to do with it.

Kevin Levin

[smiles] Yeah? Keep thinking. You get better with practice.

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin? [chuckles] Oh please! If it isn't about his car... excuse me, his "ride", or some alien tech, he's pretty much oblivious.

Kevin Levin

Nah, Gwen's cool. On your left! [Ben destroys another asteroid]

Ben Tennyson

Complicated?

Girls!

Kevin Levin

Okay, here's how it's gonna go down. I've got loads of experience in a courtroom setting.

Ben Tennyson

As a defendant.

Kevin Levin

So just follow my lead.

Ben Tennyson

Who's the hero here? Hello! Omnitrix bearer. They'll listen to me before they listen to criminal mastermind Kevin Levin.

Kevin Levin

Mastermind? [turns his face and smirks at Ben]

Kevin Levin

Your honor. Baz-El basically hired a couple of dog catchers to take away a poor kid's dog. I mean, who does that?

Ben Tennyson

[Walks in front of Kevin] Let me handle this.

Kevin Levin

No! I'm handling it, we agreed!

Never in all my days-

Kevin Levin

We are so, so sorry, your honor. Your excellency, your-. Quick, Tennyson. W-what's another big word?

The court rules in favor of... [camera zooms in on Kevin, Ben and BaZ-El] Ben Tennyson!

What?

Kevin Levin

WHAT?!

There is no reason the wielder of the Omnitrix should have to bother himself with petty matters such as this.

Cease and desist! You are no longer in my employ.

Rhomboid Vreedle

Huh?

Kevin Levin

He's not gonna pay you.

Rhomboid Vreedle

Not! Gonna!! PAY US?!!! [blasts Baz-El]

Octagon Vreedle

[sighs] Remember what we talked about you overreacting? Well, one could consider this particular occasion also qualifying as such!!

Julie Yamamoto

(to Ben) You went halfway across the galaxy just to save Ship, so I know you really do care about him, and me, but I won't make a big deal about it and embarrass you in front of your friends.

Kevin Levin

Too late.

Julie Yamamoto

It's not funny, Kevin.

Kevin Levin

Sorry, sorry. Okay. [sees Ben's hand move, starts laughing again]

Kevin Levin

See that energy surge? Classic sign of dimensional displacement.

Julie Yamamoto

Which means?

Kevin Levin

Ben's fine! The rest of him's just somewhere else. Had the samething happen to me when I tried to use a Personal Refurbished Forcefield Belt, spend three hours with my nose in another dimension. Aren't you gonna ask me how I smelled?

Gwen Tennyson

Terrible. Just like your joke.

Kevin Levin

Relax! I got some stuff in here I can cludge into a retrieval beacon generator. Shouldn't take a second.

Gwen Tennyson

[sees Sunder] I don't think we have that long.

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin! Can you work a little faster?

Kevin Levin

I can help buy a little time! [left arm grows, charges at Sunder and punches him]

Julie Yamamoto

He's down.

Kevin Levin

Not for long. And I can't build this thing and protect you ladies at the same time.

Gwen Tennyson

This "lady" can protect herself thank you very much!

Kevin Levin

But she needs a weapon.

Julie Yamamoto

I already have one. (shows Ben's cut off hand)

Kevin Levin

So you're saying you wanna hold Ben's hand. (laughs)

Gwen Tennyson

That's not funny.

Kevin Levin

Could come in handy.

Gwen Tennyson

[annoyed] You done?

Kevin Levin

Yeah, I'm out.

Gwen Tennyson

Quick! Turn into Humungousaur.

Kevin Levin

Are you crazy? Swampfire!

Julie Yamamoto

Wait. What does he look like?

Gwen Tennyson

[Shields Julie and Kevin] Humungousaur!

Kevin Levin

Swampfire!

Gwen Tennyson

Humungousaur!

Kevin Levin

Swampfire!

Ben Tennyson

[grunting] Almost there. If I can just stop jerking around for a minute or two, I'll be fine. Come on, grandpa. You must have left something behind I can-- ...use.

Sunder

Enough of this!

Sunder

(after fighting with Sunder, Julie is suddenly held hostage; to Gwen) Now, hand over the Omnitrix or I slice the girl in two.

Julie Yamamoto

Wait-- me?!

Gwen Tennyson

All right. You win. You can have the Omnitrix. Just let her go!

Sunder

The Omnitrix first!

Kevin Levin

(interrupting Gwen and Sunder) How 'bout the Omnitrix never?

Ben Tennyson

Oh. How did I-- (activates the machine, Julie is released, Ben comes back, finds himself back on Earth, is extremely shocked, suddenly looks at Kevin)

Kevin Levin

Told ya.

Julie Yamamoto

Ben!

Gwen Tennyson

You're alright!

Sunder

The Omnitrix-- Now!

Ben Tennyson

Oh, I'll give you the Omnitrix, all right. (goes to slap the Omnitrix, sees that his hand is missing) Oh, not again!

Kevin Levin

[as Sunder gets his axe stuck in the hood of his car] What is it with everybody wrecking my car?!

Ben Tennyson

Mind telling me what's going on here?

Kevin Levin

Short answer: Energy Axe + Omnitrix = dimensional displacement. Which means your hand is probably wherever you just were.

Ben Tennyson

My hand is in the Null Void (now)?!

Julie Yamamoto

How do we get it back?

Kevin Levin

Simple, all we have to do is reverse the polarity of the thing that displaced it in the first place.

Ben Tennyson

The axe?!

Kevin Levin

I said it was simple, not easy.

Sunder

I won't ask again. The Omnitrix!

Kevin Levin

Is history, gone, finito. We don't have it. You don't have it.

Sunder

You can lie to me, but you can't lie to my scanner. (looks down at his scanner, noticing the Omnitrix isn't picking up) Hey, what's the deal?

Ben Tennyson

(to Kevin) I don't think it's gone. I mean, I can still feel my hand.

Kevin Levin

Just shut it and follow my lead. (to Sunder) Forget the Omnitrix, what if I told you I could get my hands on a Tachyon anti-matter cannon for you?

Sunder

I'm listening.

Kevin Levin

I got another biard coming later, but I'd much rather do business with someone trustworthy like you.

Sunder

Skip the sales pitch, just show me the anti-matter cannon.

Brainstorm

Brainstorm?

Sunder

Gone, History, Finnito, eh?

Brainstorm

Sunder, I implore you, do not exact vengeance upon my veracity-impaired colleague. I hereby definitively, albeit reluctantly, relinquish all claims on said Omnitrix, and render it into your possession forthwith. Ha! (zaps Sunder with electricity) I believe the vernacular is, "psych"!

Sunder

You will pay for your insults!

Brainstorm

I sincerely doubt you would display such bravado. Will you cognisunt of you imminent encounter with...

Humungousaur

Humungousaur! Bring it on, tiny! I can beat you with one hand tied behind another dimension! (Sunder cuts Humungousaur's weapon) Then again, maybe I can use another... hand. Maybe there is strength in numbers, lots of numbers!

Echo Echo

Echo Echo!

Sunder

I don't need an axe to finish you off!

Gwen Tennyson

Neither do we!

Ben Tennyson

That's it, I need a recharge.

Kevin Levin

Then we better get your hand back before he wakes up. Keep the beam fixed on Ben's arm.

Ben Tennyson

What are you doing?

Kevin Levin

This shot has to be just right.

Ben Tennyson

And if it's not?

Kevin Levin

Then bits of you gets scattered across multiple dimensions. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can do this.

Ben Tennyson

Pretty sure? Will you just do it already?

Kevin Levin

Oops, sorry, my bad. I meant to do that. Okay, this time for real! I'm really gonna do it.

Gwen Tennyson

Oh, for the love of...

Ben Tennyson

I'm back in one piece!

Kevin Levin

Told you I could do it!

Gwen Tennyson

I did it.

Ben Tennyson

I'm the one who beat the bad guy... single-handed.

Julie Yamamoto

Speaking of Sunder, where'd he go?

Sunder

Give it back! I command you, give it back!

Gwen

Having fun?

Kevin

Pros of campouts? Fresh air, barbeque burgers. Cons of campouts? Your Grandpa Max's old plumber stories we've heard 10 times before.