Kevin Levin quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Ben

Are you OK?

Gwen

She stole all my power. How do you think I am?

Ben

Uh, weak?

Kevin

I can see how she would make you...

Gwen

I was angry with you!

Kevin

Wait. Me?

Gwen Tennyson

(having trouble explaining) No! Okay, yes, a little! I mean, why were you even hanging out with her?

Kevin

Because I thought she liked me.

Gwen

And I don't?

Kevin

If you liked me so much, how come you haven't bothered to find a way to change me back?

Ben

Dude!

Kevin

After all, as long as i'm a monster, no other girl would want me right?

Gwen

We are not having this conversation.

Kevin

Where's Gwen?

Ben

Went home. You hurt her pretty bad.

Kevin

I hurt her? I'm the one that looks like this and she hasn't doesn't a thing about it!

Ben

(getting angry) You are a giant rock faced jerk!

Kevin

Yeah, whatever.

Ben

Not whatever. She's been spending every spare moment going through every magic book she can find to try and help you. She's been doing it since the accident!

Kevin

Sh-she never told me.

Ben

Should she have had to?

Gwen Tennyson

(watching a falling object) What was that?

Kevin Levin

Whatever it was, it better not have landed on my ride.

Kevin Levin

Nice shot.

Gwen Tennyson

Yeah. I guess he wasn't up to par.

Kevin Levin

Whadda you mean?

Gwen Tennyson

It's a golf joke. Never mind.

Kevin Levin

And what makes you think he's gonna help you, squid face?

Vilgax

One word - Ghostfreak.

Kevin Levin

Come on! This couldn't be a more obvious trap if there was a sign that read "free cookies"! Ben really does like cookies!

Ben Tennyson

Probably... but I really do like cookies.

Vilgax

My people are not warriors like me. They are innocent women and children.

Kevin Levin

Why should we believe anything you say?

Vilgax

What other reason would I come grovelling to your pitiful planet?

Gwen Tennyson

If he is telling the truth, we can't just let people suffer.

Kevin Levin

Better them than us.

Ben Tennyson

My watch, my responsibility.

Kevin Levin

It's not just all about Ben Tennyson!

Ben Tennyson

Vilgax won't touch you while I'm around. It's totally safe... (to Vilgax) ... but the first sign of a double-cross and you're a sushi platter!

Kevin Levin

Great! Even the freaks don't want me!

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin...

Swampfire

That's a good thing! You should stay up front!

Vilgax

Foolish child. If I had not taken you out of the battle, Ben Tennyson himself WOULD have - permanently.

Kevin Levin

Don't do us any more favors, Vilgax.

Vilgax

It won't happen again. I assure you.

Kevin Levin

What's wrong with you?! (after pushing down and shielding Gwen from a possessed Ben)

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin! His Omnitrix is gone. (after realizing that Zs'Skayr took control of Ben's body)

Kevin Levin

Pretty careless of you to let me track you down!

Darkstar

Hardly careless, otherwise I'd never have left a trail so obvious even an imbecile could follow it. I wanted you to find me, Kevin. Both our lives depend on it.

Kevin Levin

If this is another one of your tricks, I assure you I am entirely sincere.

Darkstar

If I release you, will you at least hear me out?

Kevin Levin

You got one minute. Go!

Darkstar

My question is a simple one. Do you like being trapped in your current hideous form?

Kevin Levin

About as much as you like being a butt-ugly, energy-sucking vampire. No offense.

Darkstar

None taken. For that is precisely my point. What would you say if I told you there was a way for both of us to become normal again?

Kevin Levin

How?

Darkstar

I'll show you. [Kevin follows him; opens the book and points to a golden ancient object] This is the Dominus Librium-- an ancient instrument of extraordinary power and decidedly alien origin.

Kevin Levin

Looks like an over-sized wishbone.

Darkstar

Legend has it that the Librium was actually a sophisticated power conduit, capable of transferring extraordinary energies from one vessel to another.

Kevin Levin

Thanks for the history lesson.

Darkstar

But it's history no longer. After a great deal of effort and expense, I have managed to track the artifact to an isolated island recently risen in the South Pacific.

Kevin Levin

Not that I don't trust you - which I DON'T - but why are telling me all this?

Darkstar

Because, quite frankly, I can't get to the artifact alone. I require your unique abilities to retrieve the Librium, and I'm willing to trade you the cure for your help.

Kevin Levin

Selfish motive. At least that makes sense.

Kevin Levin

So where are we? Easter Island?

Darkstar

Actually Roponui is several hundred miles from here. This island has been submerged for centuries. A recent undersea upheaval brought it to the surface.

Kevin Levin

Oh, so it's more like Groundhog Day island. [referring to the statues] Ugly suckers aren't they?

Darkstar

Who are we to throw stones?

Kevin Levin

Good point. Let's get what we came for and get out.

Darkstar

Tread carefully. Those who built this temple did not take kindly to trespassers.