Swampfire quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Swampfire

Swampfire! (starts torching the Dasypodidae) This will only take, a second. Did I say a second? Because I think maybe more like an hour!

Swampfire

(after his right hand gets bitten off) Dude, I'm already short one hand. (hand grows back; looks at his missing left hand) Why can't I do that with this one?

Swampfire

Anybody up for a smoothie?

Swampfire

I forgot how much fun this is. [Forever Knights fire at him] That tickles! [His arm falls off] Hey! [His arm reattaches back] You guys are in so much trouble. [Defeats two Forever Knights, then Kevin appears]

Kevin

Hey, Tennyson!

Swampfire

What do you want?

Kevin

Let's see, you trapped me in the Null Void all these years.

Swampfire

You did that to yourself!

Kevin

And you ruined my deal today. I'm thinking I want revenge. The good news is, since I can absorb anything, [Absorbs metal from train track] I've got more than enough power to take it.

Swampfire

[Shocked at Kevin's new ability] That's new.

Kevin Levin

Hey, it's that dork from the photo, the paradox guy.

Gwen Tennyson

You haven't changed at all in 50 years.

Professor Paradox

Oh, considerably more than that. Gumball?

Swampfire

No, thanks. Who are you? What's your name?

Professor Paradox

You just read my file. I was rather hoping you could tell me. It slipped my mind several hundred years ago.

Gwen Tennyson

Those trails. They're not burned marks, they're age. The creature accelerates time!

Professor Paradox

Very good!

Kevin Levin

[charging at the trans-dimensional creature] Not so fast, ugly! [punches the creature, but it causes his hand to wrinkle and ages forward into an old man]

Swampfire

[gasps] Kevin!

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin!

Ben Tennyson

[reverting back] Just touching that thing aged him, 60, 80 years? We've got to get him to a hospital.

Old Kevin Levin

What are you doing? Get your hands off me.

Gwen Tennyson

Come on, Kevin, we're going to get you some help.

Old Kevin Levin

What do you mean, "help?" I'm gonna kick that thing's keister! [kicks his foot and his back spine pops] Oy!

Gwen Tennyson

Are you okay?

Old Kevin Levin

My back is killing me, my legs ache, and what's up with these shoes? Is it too much to ask for a little support?

Gwen Tennyson

He's like a real irritable, short-tempered, crotchety old man.

Old Kevin Levin

Why are you whispering?

Ben Tennyson

In other words, aside from the male-pattern baldness, he's pretty much the same as always. Come on, old man. I'll take those. [takes the car keys out of Old Kevin's hand as he's trying to insert them into something]

Old Kevin Levin

What do you think you're doing?

Ben Tennyson

Driving.

Old Kevin Levin

Don't even think about it, you don't have a license.

Ben Tennyson

Grandpa Max taught me, and it's an emergency. You're nearsighted, arthritic, your reflexes are shot, and you're trying to unlock a cactus.

Old Kevin Levin

[sitting in the backseat; to Gwen] You should've gone out with me when I was young and handsome.

Gwen Tennyson

You were too immature.

Old Kevin Levin

What about now?

Gwen Tennyson

Too old.

Ben Tennyson

[backs up and accidentally bumps into some trash cans; embarrassingly] Whoops! (My bad.)

Old Kevin Levin

It's not a bumper car!

Swampfire

(saves Reinrassic from a land slide) You're welcome.

How dare! You filthy, unhand me.

Swampfire

What is with you? Yeah, you don't like the alien creatures I turn into - I get it! - but, come on, I was saving you! Cut an alien-monster-guy some slack once in a while.

Swampfire

This is as good a place as any to set up camp for the night.

No. We shall walk through the night.

Swampfire

No. We shall camp HERE for the night.

(warningly) I would not use such an insolent tone with me, lesser creature.

Swampfire

(runs up to him) Oh, really?

You have not yet dealt with me at my full strength. See how the cool night air has begun to restore me?

Swampfire

Yeah, I've noticed.

I shall carry on from here on my own.

Swampfire

All right. Go, then!

You have outstayed your usefulness to me.

Swampfire

So have you!

We shall... camp HERE for the night.

Kevin

(referring to Ben) Didn't you go the other way?

Albedo

Yeah. Oh man, I should not have erased Kevin's mark.

Ben

(appears and yells) Hit the deck! (Albedo shoots Gwen and Kevin with packing foam)

Kevin

(struggling to break loose) This reeks. He got us with packing foam. No leverage.

Gwen

Push!

Ben

Look Albedo. You're not getting my Omnitrix.

Albedo

I have all of your powers and a superior intellect. Surrender if you value your life.

Ben

'Cause that would be so much smarter. (turns into Goop)

Goop

Goop! (Albedo tries to shoot packing foam at Goop, but missed. Albedo turns into Negative Humungousaur, defeats Goop and charges at him. Goop then switches into Swampfire.)

Swampfire

Swampfire! (Negative Humungousaur tries to slam Swampfire with his tail, but missed.) Here's mud in your eye! (Swampfire throws a slime like substance at Negative Humungousaur's face and shoots fireballs at him.)

Swampfire

(mimicking Kevin) Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it?

Kevin

(defensively) It was a suggestion.

Dr. Joseph Chadwick

A suggestion we'll be happy to take.

Highbreed Commander

Do not mock me, Tennyson. You can die quickly with the rest of your insignificant race or slowly at my hands.

Swampfire

OR, I was thinking, not at all. Call it off.

Highbreed Commander

Foolish children. Enough of this. Destroy the other two. Leave Ben 10 to me.

Highbreed Commander

So it ends. Just as your grandfather destroyed himself trying to defeat me, so you, too, will fall at my…

Swampfire

(reviving with resolve) I'm kind of mad now.

Manny

One side, alien freaks! You're in my way!

Gwen

Manny.

Manny

Hey, Gwen.

Swampfire

Helen and Pierce? But that means…

Max

How's it going kids?

Ben

Grandpa Max!

Manny

And Max Force!

Max

What did I say about calling us that?

Manny

I think it sounds cool.

Kevin

Gwen!

Swampfire

Swampfire!

Gwen

Ben, don't shoot fire balls! This tunnel is full of methane!

Swampfire

Full of what?! Lots of fertilizer down there.

Gwen

I asked you not to do any more of those jokes.

Swampfire

Sorry.

Kevin

Are you sorry you blew us up?

Swampfire

Her... maybe. You, not so much. Hey! Cut that out!

Gwen

We've only got an hour before you have to fight Vilgax.

Kevin

And we're maybe 40 minutes away from Way Big's position. I'm not a math major, but...

Ben

Yeah. Here's what we're going to...

Gwen

Go ahead, grandpa.

Max

It's almost showtime, Ben, and I've been thinking. Vilgax is Plumber business. Good as you are, you're still just a kid. I'll take him on.

Ben

This is my fight, grandpa. Vilgax challenged me, and I'm the one with the Omnitrix.

Kevin

At least most of it.

Max

You've got less than an hour, Ben.

Ben

I'll be there. And I'll win. Love you, grandpa.

Gwen

How can you beat Vilgax without Way Big? He's your most powerful transformation.

Kevin

That's how you beat him last time, right? And that's how I'll beat him this time, too. I'll just stall him.

Kevin

Until?

Swampfire

Nobody's leaving this cave until you work out a peace treaty.

Impossible!

That's what I told him!

(coming back out with Red Leader) Uh...Ben 10?

Ben Tennyson

That was fast. Did you work out something?

Uh, no. We just want to know when lunch is.

Ben Tennyson

There's not going to be any lunch... or dinner... not till you two come up with a peace treaty!

You can't do that! (Ben scowls) Eh... e-e-easy, Ben 10. Violence never accomplishes anything.