Kevin Levin quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Gwen

Are you hurt?

Kevin

(sarcastically) No, I like being blown up.

Big Chill

I thought he was going to look for meat. He's at the power plant.

Orb

Ooh. Bad. [Monster Decka reaches the power plant and starts absorbing its power] He's absorbing the power! Once he's got enough energy, he's going to divide!

Kevin

Got greedy huh? Decided to have your own personal Goldmaker? (laughs) Make... (chuckles) I'm funny.

Gwen

I don't get it.

Kevin

Like make a #2?

Big Chill

What? Don't step on the gold?

Orb

Gold is what happens when we eat popcorn. In that form, his waste is uranium 1412.

Kevin

Unstable radioactive poop?

Orb

Yes, so whatever you do,

Kevin

Who-a-a-a!

Gwen

Are you hurt?

Kevin

No. I like being blown up. Whoa! Ugh!

Big Chill

I thought he was going to look for meat. He's at the power plant.

Orb

Ooh, bad. He's absorbing the power! Once he's got enough energy, he's going to divide!

Big Chill

Got an idea.

Gwen

We cut off the power, but it's still hungry! Now what?

Orb

Get me close enough to talk to him! Maybe I can reason with him! Decka, it's me, Orb! I know you're in there. This isn't you! The meat has poisoned your mind. I know my best friend is inside fighting to take control. Please fight it. Fight it, and we can go home! Hey!

Gwen

Do you have any other ideas?

Orb

Yes. Evacuate the planet.

Big Chill

Your species isn't supposed to eat meat. What else can't you eat?

Orb

Uh, some heavy metals, lanthanides, flourine, silicon, chicken nuggets...

Big Chill

Back up. What about silicon?

Orb

Silicon? It's poisonous.

Big Chill

Okay. Whatever happens, stay back.

Echo Echo

Echo Echo! Come on! Bite me!

Orb

Oh, no!

Echo Echo

Bite me! Bite me! Bite me!

Gwen

The Echo Echoes are made of silicon.

Ben

That was different.

Ew!

Orb

[to Decka] You're going to be fine.

Ben

Sorry that this happened. We'll make sure the mayor is punished.

[irritated] Your whole worthless planet should be punished! Come on, Orb. [he and Orb get into their pod ships; to Mayor Coleman] I am telling everyone. We are never coming back to this dump again!

Gwen

Are you okay?

Kevin

Do we have to talk about it?

Gwen

Not if you don't want to.

Kevin

(hands Gwen a pendant) Here. This is from...

Gwen

That day at the pier.

Kevin

Wanted you to have something to remember me... the way I used to be.

Gwen

Kevin, you know I don't care what you look like.

Kevin

Maybe not, but I do.

Ben

Come on, Mr. Smoothy!

Ben Tennyson

There you guys are! I've been looking for ya all morning.

Gwen Tennyson

We know, we got the 50 messages you left.

Ben Tennyson

It wasn't 50!

Kevin Levin

It was 50 each.

Kevin Levin

I can't believe we're doing this! Everybody hates war, but nobody ever does anything about it.

Ben Tennyson

Maybe that's because there's never been anybody like me before.

[sarcastic] Oh right! The great Ben 10 is going to solve everything in one weekend.

Ben Tennyson

It's a three-day weekend!

Kevin Levin

Okay, I vote we turn around and head home. Gwen can still make karate practice and, as a bonus, I don't have to get shot at.

Ben Tennyson

Except we'd be throwing away a little girl's hope for a world without war.

Kevin Levin

Life is full of disappointments. What is she, five? Past time she learned.

Argit

Hey! Finders keepers. Let go of my- Kevin! Long time no see, you look different. Did you cut your hair?

Kevin Levin

...No.

Gwen Tennyson

Nice little racket you've got here.

Kevin Levin

I can explain.

Gwen Tennyson

You're making money off other people's misery?

Kevin Levin

Okay, I don't have to explain.

Argit

(sadly, after a truce has been declared) It was the best scam I ever worked.

Kevin Levin

Don't worry. They'll be shooting at each other again in no time.

Argit

You're just saying that to make me feel better.

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin, are you crying? Oh, you do have a heart!

Kevin Levin

[sobbing] Yeah, that's what poor people have instead of money.

Argit

Aw, come on! Cut me a little slack, will ya?

Kevin Levin

Why not? We're in a growth industry, aren't we?

Ben Tennyson

[about the court order] Just a bunch of alien mumbo jumbo.

Kevin Levin

No, it's legit alright. [Ben looks at him] What? I used to do a lot of repo work back in the Null Void.

Gwen Tennyson

So the Vreedle Brothers really do have the right to repossess Ship?

Kevin Levin

Repo boot - I know how to get 'em off.

Ben Tennyson

This does not surprise me. I'll stall them.

Ben Tennyson

This looks like that spaceship we borrowed from that guy on the moon that time.

Kevin Levin

Yeah...

Ben Tennyson

You told him you were gonna give it back!

Kevin Levin

And I will...eventually.