Kill me. Seriously, kill me now. You can tell Annie I attacked you, or something.
Maybe later, if you work really hard.
“The Graveyard Shift” · Season 4
In this episode: Hal (6), Tom McNair (5), Annie Sawyer (4), Regus (3)
[Regus answers his door to Annie, who sees he has a black eye.]
What happened to your face?
My lunch fought back. I'd rather not talk about it. But who takes a crowbar with them when they walk the dog? I mean who does? That's just weird!
I think you need to feed me.
You do know I'm dead, huh? So, you can try biting me, but all you're gonna get is an ice-cream headache.
You've got to go and hide somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Go to Bangor.
MMichaela
Urgh, no offence, but, like, I'm into guys that are just a little bit more edgy. You know, a little bit more darkness about them. [Hal and Tom both laugh] Are you laughing at me? You'd better not be laughing at me!
No, we weren't, honestly.
Sorry, it's just, um, a private joke, you see. We're actually both quite dark in our own little ways.
Yeah, but he's darker than me, I'm only dark occasionally.
[Frustrated with Tom and Hal ignoring her] Annie! How was your day? Oh, thank you. Thank you for asking, because it was a bit weird. I got stalked by a vampire in the park and then I pushed my sex memories into another vampire's sad little vampire brain. Ooh, that is weird Annie. Yes, I know. Thank you for asking.
Is there something you'd like to tell us, Annie?
I cannot sleep in a barn, or a tent or a caravan or anywhere without central heating, carpets and Radio 4, and that should be on my list.
Look, I'm not sure what you were used to when George and, er Tina were around, but...
Their names...were Nina...George...and Mitchell. And this was their home. And they were my friends. And they would have listened to me.
[Michaela throws money at Hal]
I used to ride a horse once.
MMichaela
What? What's that got to do with it?
[Babbling] I had a sword. I was respected. Better than that, I was feared. Peasants had their backs flayed for looking at me funny.
You alright Hal?
It was brutal, but it worked. We had order, we had respect, and now, we have this.
OK, then, mate. Let's go in the back and have a bit of a chat, shall we? Come on.
And I had a shield. A red one!
[Hal and Tom sit watching The Real Hustle]
What we watching?
I don't know. Something about conmen.
Anything else on?
[Hal changes the channel to The Antiques Roadshow]
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