That was pathetic! We were like the world's gayest ninjas!
S1Where The Wild Things Are
[holding a chair aloft as Annie and he confront the vampires] Who wants some of my chair?!?
[After killing Seth]
Well he won't be staring at my tits when he speaks to me anymore.
But you saved us!
[Pleading] So save me.
Oh, this is ridiculous!
You're lucky. Most people don't get a chance to say goodbye.
I know, but... fucking hell!
You might want to have different last words.
[Saying her farewells to Mitchell] Don't kill anyone!
Good tip.
Write that down.
There's a question you haven't asked yourself yet. If I exist, what else does? You think you're the big bad wolf? You should see George on a full moon.
[Owen glances at George, and sees a hint of the werewolf in him.]
You think you're a cold-blooded murderer? Mitchell was killing 80 years before you were even born.
[Owen glances at Mitchell, who blackens his eyes.]
Don't you get it yet? I'm just the tip of the iceberg; I'm good cop. Look at you, so pleased with your grubby little murder. Fact is when it comes to pure naked evil, you're an amateur. I want you to know you wandered off the path. This is where the wild things are and we have got your scent now. We can find you at the edge of the earth and create unimaginable tortures...and now I'm gonna tell you the very worst thing in the world. Something only the dead know...
[In the blink of an eye, she disappears and reappears at Owen's shoulder, and whispers in his ear]
[scared, crying] That's not true!
I saw it. My advice to you: find a safe place, with locks, and bad dogs...and never, ever turn out the light.
PPolice Officer
How can I help you, sir?
I need you to keep me safe!
POPolice Office
All right. (takes out a form and a pen) Have you been threatened by someone?
I killed my girlfriend. And now she lives with with what I think is...is a werewolf...and a vampire and they're gonna torture me so I need to find somewhere safe!
[Beat]
PPolice officer
I see. Well, in that case...we're going to need a different form.
S1Bad Moon Rising
It was nothing really, just a small good deed in the darkness. But fate is always playing the long-game. They were just two souls united by fear and solitude. Lost in the dark. Fate pushed them together and now they were going to find out why.
MMark
If you're non-believers that's fine, we can just sit together for a few moments of quiet contemplation.
Contemplation about what?
MMark
The fiery oblivion that awaits all atheists?
Oh, it's not that. I'm Jewish and... [gestures to Mitchell] he's complicated.
MMark
Jewish people pray. I've seen Yentl.
You're very sarcastic for a vicar.
MMark
Yeah, so people tell me and I feel very bad about it, then I forgive myself.
MMark
Let me talk to them.
Yes, good idea.
MMark
Oh! I was kinda hoping you'd say 'no'.
Say something religious.
MMark
Christ!
[George encounters Herrick in the hospital canteen shortly after Mitchell has been staked]
George, George, it's fine. I'm not here to do anything to Mitchell. I mean, we'll get him but there's no hurry.
Avoid the hot chocolate.
[George enters the undertakers and sees an old lady reading]
[To Herrick] I thought the whole undertaker thing was just a front?
Oh it is. That's Nanna, she's one of us. She sits there, reads the brochures. Good for appearances. [To the old lady] You alright Nanna?
NNanna
Oh, yes!
Had an affair with Hitler didn't you dear?
NNanna
Oh, yes!
Someone actually recruited an old woman?
Well, you know how it is. You're out and about, you get the munchies, you'll eat anything.
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