[On being given another jar of home-made jam as an apology]
More jam?
How many is that now?
That's eleven jars. I wonder what it is about us that says we need jam.
It's a gesture. They feel guilty.
Yeah. So is writing “paedo” on the front door.
“Where The Wild Things Are” · Season 1
In this episode: George Sands (7), Annie Sawyer (6), Mitchell (3), Josie (3), Owen (3), Lauren (2), Seth (2)
I should have known not even death could be a match for one of your sulks. I mean, that's what this is, isn't it? It's the Isle of Wight all over again!
Being human means being mortal. It means dying. You can't rob people of that.
The vampires are mobilising. Oh, they're making it sound all New Labour, but this is an invasion! It's a coup!
My thing is a part time thing.
Oh right. I thought perhaps you were a wizard or something.
A wizard? [Laughs] That's ridiculous.
Trust me, once you've dated a vampire you tend to have a different criteria for what's ridiculous.
I'm looking for something to defend myself with. So far I have a whisk and I have...my mobile phone recharger. [Mimes hitting with each in turn, then throws them down and runs back into the kitchen] What do we take, I mean do...do we take crosses and-and-and-and garlic? I know, we should have watched more films!
I'm a ghost actually.
Get out! Can you, like, move things about and...walk from one room to another?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone can do that.
Shut it, Digby! The only reason why I haven't torn your bastard face off yet...is because I've just done the hoovering in here.
[After Annie has hit him over the back with a chair]
Did you just hit me with a chair?!
Yes! Sorry!
What is wrong with you people? That totally, fucking hurt!
That was pathetic! We were like the world's gayest ninjas!
[holding a chair aloft as Annie and he confront the vampires] Who wants some of my chair?!?
[After killing Seth]
Well he won't be staring at my tits when he speaks to me anymore.
But you saved us!
[Pleading] So save me.
Oh, this is ridiculous!
You're lucky. Most people don't get a chance to say goodbye.
I know, but... fucking hell!
You might want to have different last words.
[Saying her farewells to Mitchell] Don't kill anyone!
Good tip.
Write that down.
There's a question you haven't asked yourself yet. If I exist, what else does? You think you're the big bad wolf? You should see George on a full moon.
[Owen glances at George, and sees a hint of the werewolf in him.]
You think you're a cold-blooded murderer? Mitchell was killing 80 years before you were even born.
[Owen glances at Mitchell, who blackens his eyes.]
Don't you get it yet? I'm just the tip of the iceberg; I'm good cop. Look at you, so pleased with your grubby little murder. Fact is when it comes to pure naked evil, you're an amateur. I want you to know you wandered off the path. This is where the wild things are and we have got your scent now. We can find you at the edge of the earth and create unimaginable tortures...and now I'm gonna tell you the very worst thing in the world. Something only the dead know...
[In the blink of an eye, she disappears and reappears at Owen's shoulder, and whispers in his ear]
[scared, crying] That's not true!
I saw it. My advice to you: find a safe place, with locks, and bad dogs...and never, ever turn out the light.
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