Police Officer, Owen and others in “Where The Wild Things Are”

How can I help you, sir?

I need you to keep me safe!

All right. (takes out a form and a pen) Have you been threatened by someone?

I killed my girlfriend. And now she lives with with what I think is...is a werewolf...and a vampire and they're gonna torture me so I need to find somewhere safe!

I see. Well, in that case...we're going to need a different form.