Gross!
Bertha/Burp
Miss Shannon! Somebody is bothering me!
What's so funny?!
Stop laughing! That's ridiculous!
Prudence, of course it'll be scary. It's Lydia's party.
Miss Shannon! Can I wash my hands please?
Put a sock in it, you idiot!
Is there anything new other than comic books?
Someone used this ruler to throw your beehive on stage.
Funny scenes
(miserably) No one understands me.
What am I garbage?
(smiles) You wish!
(after arriving to Tombstone, Scarazona) I Love this town! Does it have a saloon?
(in Western Clothes) Not in this time slot, babes!
BCBully the Crud
(after Beetlejuice stops his "wedding" to Lydia) Nobody cuts off MY nuptuals and gets away with it!!!
[When Lydia and Beetlejuice are laughing after he successfully pranked Claire Brewster.]
Beetlejuice, you're terrible!
Awww, thanks, babes!
BBertha
Hey, where's Betty?
She had to leave. Her mother was calling her.
BBertha
Calling her what? (Bertha and Prudence snicker.)
[When Lydia wishes she had a car]
In the Neitherworld I could drive myself crazy.
In the Neitherworld you can drive us both crazy... of course for me it's a much shorter trip!
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