Beetlejuice quotes

Relax, Bertha. You know why Miss Shannon wants you to do homework.

Miaow!

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwww!

All right, girls, our very first science fair today. Guess who's forgotten.

Can I help you, Prudence?

Now off to your classes, ladies.

I want you to keep staging it the rest of the week, just as you did it last night.

Okay, girls, we're going to have show and tell.

How improper.

Bertha, I am not satisfied with you. You did not share with any of your friends.

Beetleguts! You're fired!

Would you please stand on that X over there?

Oh, all right. You're free to go… as far away as possible!

What are you, some kind of sicko? We can get rid of this disgusting creep forever.

If you do not follow those rules, I will let you get away from the Neitherworld forever!