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Played by Alyson Court
Beetlejuice · 176 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Beetlejuice: in 39 of its 176 quotes
Most scenes with: Beetlejuice (20)
Lines by Lydia Deetz 17
I'm really babysitting now... AND IT'S NOT WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR!!
Scenes with Lydia Deetz 22
Lydia(miserably) No one understands me.
What am I garbage?
Lydia(smiles) You wish!
Lydia(after arriving to Tombstone, Scarazona) I Love this town! Does it have a saloon?
(in Western Clothes) Not in this time slot, babes!
[When Lydia and Beetlejuice are laughing after he successfully pranked Claire Brewster.]
LydiaBeetlejuice, you're terrible!
Awww, thanks, babes!
BBertha
Hey, where's Betty?
LydiaShe had to leave. Her mother was calling her.
BBertha
Calling her what? (Bertha and Prudence snicker.)
[When Lydia wishes she had a car]
LydiaIn the Neitherworld I could drive myself crazy.
In the Neitherworld you can drive us both crazy... of course for me it's a much shorter trip!
[When Lydia has to go on vacation with her parents]
Lydia(hugs him) Oh, Beetlejuice! If we can't be together this summer, I'll scream!
Scream anyway, babes. I like having that effect on people!
[When Beetlejuice pranked Lydia's parents after he promised he wouldn't anymore]
Ah, what's so important about keeping a... uh... what'd you call it again?
Lydia(furious) A PROMISE! And it's important to me! Beetlejuice, I want you to say you're sorry.
You're sorry.
LydiaBeetlejuice! Just say it!
It.
[When Goody Two Shoes has made the Neitherworld a sickly sweet place.]
LydiaIt's like we're trapped in some... nightmare!!
(She, Beetlejuice, Jacques and Ginger scream in horror)
WAIT A MINUTE! I forget, what're we screaming for again?
(Everyone looks down at their horrible cutesy clothes.)
Oh... yeah. YAAARRGGGHHHH!
[When Beetlejuice temporarily lived with the Deetzs' disguised as a dog.]
LydiaThanks for being Mom's best friends for a while.
Hey, she's the only one that's ever spent all night looking for me... who wasn't a police officer!
Lydia(laughing) Oh, Beetlejuice. You always know how to crack me up!
Yeah, I always bring down the house.
[When Beetlejuice and Lydia disguise themselves as witches]
LydiaHow do I look?
Fabulously freaky, I must say! And how about moi?
Lydia(laughing) Gorgeously ghastly!
[Lydia receives a phone call from the Neither World.]
NWNeither World Operator
This is the Neither World Operator. I have an emergency call from a Mr. Beetlejuice. Will you accept the charge?
LydiaYes, Operator. I'll accept the charge.
[She screams as she receives an electrical shock.]
NWNeither World Operator
Now that that's out of the way, will you also pay for the call?
LydiaYES!!
[When Lydia is forced to join the Happy Face Girls]
Lydia(miserably) Tell me the truth, Beetlejuice. How do I look?
You look pretty as a picture, neat as a pin, cute as a button, soooo there! (Bursts out laughing.)
Lydia(annoyed) That's right, go ahead and laugh.
Ok. (Falls to the floor in a laughing fit.)
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