Lydia Deetz quotes from Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Don't worry, Babes! I'll save you from that overgrown zoo exhibit!

Lydia

Beetlejuice!

Beetlejuice

Don't try to talk, Lyds. Save your strength!

Lydia

Thing Thong is my friend.

Beetlejuice

Oh, no, she's delerious.

Lydia

Beetlejuice, I'm perfectly fine! And he's definitely my friend!

Beetlejuice

Friend?! That ugly thing?!

Lydia

He's not ugly, he's beautiful!

Beetlejuice

I don't get it, Lyds. You see something beautiful?

Lydia

Well... I think you're beautiful.

Beetlejuice

(Disgusted) YUCK! EURGH! YUCK! (Big eyes) D'you really think so?

Lydia

Uh-huh.

Beetlejuice

YUCK! EURGH!

Lydia

Locked deep in Goody's self conscious is this need to correct, to adjust, to regulate.

Beetlejuice

Er, babes, you're psychoanalysing the antagonist again.

Lydia

Sorry, Beetlejuice.

Claire

(Overhearing) Beetlejuice?!

Beetlejuice

That's my name! Go ahead! Wear it out! Wear it out!

Claire

That is the most disgusting word I've ever heard! Beetlejuice?!

Beetlejuice

Now say it one more time, ya stuck up little ham!

Claire

Eurgh, only Lydia could come up with something as totally gross as... as...

Beetlejuice

SAY IT!!

Claire

... Beetlejuice...

Beetlejuice

(emerging into the real world) It's show time!

Lydia

They look like they're having fun, but it's just your magic.

Beetlejuice

That's how much you know, babes. I stopped using my magic twenty seconds ago.

Beetlejuice

Your relatives sure are a bunch of wakkos!

Lydia

I'd like to meet some of your wakko relatives! Your parents have got to be totally freaky and gross!

Beetlejuice

I wish! My Mom and Dad are so dull their pictures are in the Neitherworld dictionary... next to the word 'boring'!

Lydia

(to Prudence) First, I'll tease your hair.

Beetlejuice

Let me tease it, Lyds. Neeah, Neeah, Neeah, Neeah, Neeah! You call yourself hair! You look more like a red hat!

Beetlejuice

Pop goes the beetle! (Laughs.)

Lydia

(Yawns) Really, Beetlejuice. This Scary Fools Day stuff is so childish... good thing I'm still a child.

Beetlejuice

Nice try, Lyds! I'll give you an Eeeeee, for 'effort'!

Lydia

Humph! I have not yet begun to fright!

Lydia

Beetlejuice!

Beetlejuice

Lyds! This is no time to panic!

Lydia

Then when is?!

Beetlejuice

..... NOW!!