A character in Beetlejuice
Played by Stephen Ouimette
Beetlejuice · 176 quotes
Most-quoted character in Beetlejuice: in 68 of its 176 quotes
Most scenes with: Lydia Deetz (20)
BeetlejuiceYour relatives sure are a bunch of wakkos!
I'd like to meet some of your wakko relatives! Your parents have got to be totally freaky and gross!
BeetlejuiceI wish! My Mom and Dad are so dull their pictures are in the Neitherworld dictionary... next to the word 'boring'!
[When Lydia, Bertha, Prudence and Beetlejuice- as Betty Juice are preparing for their rock band.]
(to Prudence) First, I'll tease your hair.
BeetlejuiceLet me tease it, Lyds. Neeah, Neeah, Neeah, Neeah, Neeah! You call yourself hair! You look more like a red hat!
[When Beetlejuice pops out of Lydia's desk drawer as a jack-in-the box.]
BeetlejuicePop goes the beetle! (Laughs.)
(Yawns) Really, Beetlejuice. This Scary Fools Day stuff is so childish... good thing I'm still a child.
[When Lydia dresses as a Sandworm in attempt to scare Beetlejuice.]
BeetlejuiceNice try, Lyds! I'll give you an Eeeeee, for 'effort'!
Humph! I have not yet begun to fright!
BeetlejuiceYou could let me move back into that filthy dump you live in.
But ya gotta promise to stop being a good neighbour.
BeetlejuiceNeighbours! I'm home!
Oui, oui. Stop trying to be something you are not. Just be your old tummy-turning self.
[When Merlin challenges Beetlejuice to a jousting tournament.]
BeetlejuiceA joust? A joust? Surely you jest. It would be an unjust gesture for a jester to joust. A jester just jests. Get the gist?
Only just...
Why does everyone think I'm spooky?
BeetlejuiceAh, humans are the weirdest people. Most of them think I'm spooky too.
Really? I guess they just don't see you as the generous, tender-hearted being you are.
BeetlejuiceNo need to insult me, bark face.
Beetlejuice!
BeetlejuiceLyds! This is no time to panic!
Then when is?!
Beetlejuice..... NOW!!
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