Beetlejuice quotes from Beetlejuice

Oh, the magic B-word! Say it again. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... I dare ya!

SANDWORM!

Now all I need are some cute little suckers to sell my cookies to some big dumb suckers!

When I get my hands on that cricket, IT'S SNACK TIME!

HEY, BRAINLESS! OVER HERE! (to his body while his head is separate from it)

We're gonna take our cause to the people! And not just for the people. We'll take it to the downtrodden! The vegetable! The mineral! The disgusting! The failed science experiments! Four-legged creepies! The birds! The bees! The trees! The knees!

Not yet?! We're already halfway through this story, and you still haven't introduced the bad guy!! (when playing Captain Ahab in Moby Dick)

I know! Couldn't they find a better picture [for my wanted poster]? I'm smiling!

(to Lydia) Babes, his music stinks worse than I do! (smells himself) Well, not quite.

Not only will I be revered, I'LL BE FILTHY, STINKIN' RICH! As opposed to just being filthy and stinkin. Heh heh heh..

[When Beetlejuice is running for Mayor.]

Beetlejuice

And unlike my opponent who will lie and make promises he won't keep, I'll tell you right upfront that I won't keep any of my promises!

[When Lydia and Beetlejuice are laughing after he successfully pranked Claire Brewster.]

Lydia

Beetlejuice, you're terrible!

Beetlejuice

Awww, thanks, babes!

[When Lydia wishes she had a car]

Lydia

In the Neitherworld I could drive myself crazy.

Beetlejuice

In the Neitherworld you can drive us both crazy... of course for me it's a much shorter trip!