Beetlejuice quotes from Beetlejuice

So long, suckers!

Whoa! So that's why cowboys have bow legs.

Hmm... uh, listen, Lyds. I got to go. I, uh, have to feed my fish... to my piranha! Ha! Squeeze ya later.

So, c'mon, kid. Get on the ball.

Responsibility, you know I hate it!

Look, I've got a problem, maybe you could help me out. I've got these friends I said I'd meet and it's the kind'a thing where I got to be there in person…

NO! I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A LEAN, MEAN, CLEANING MACHINE! HELP!

Check this out... a mid-summer night scream.

Oh, that Claire, she really gets my dandruf up.

She's got to be outta my mind by now.

Hey, they can't keep us apart.

Got you, babes!

Hey, now, wait a minute! This skunk really bugs me.

Rule number one for pulling pranks without getting caught is... be invisible!

What? How come you always think I have somethin' up my sleeve?