Butt-head
Whoa! She's got a small, furry animal in her mouth.
Beavis
Yeah. Yeah. That's cool.
Butt-head
This chick was married to that dude who would punch you if you took his picture.
Beavis
Yeah...that Woody Allen dude.
Butt-head
No, assmunch! Woody Allen's the dude who went out with his daughter.
Beavis
Oh yeah. Hey Butt-head, if you were a chick, would you like, go out with your stepdad?
Butt-head
Uh...not if his name was Woody.
Beavis
Yeah. What if his name was Stiffy?
Butt-head
Uh...well...maybe. Stiffy Allen. Whoa! She's almost naked! That gives me a special feeling on my Woody Allen.
Madonna, Secret
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