Butt-head: Whoa! She's got a small, furry animal in her mouth.
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. That's cool.
Butt-head: This chick was married to that dude who would punch you if you took his picture.
Beavis: Yeah...that Woody Allen dude.
Butt-head: No, assmunch! Woody Allen's the dude who went out with his daughter.
Beavis: Oh yeah. Hey Butt-head, if you were a chick, would you like, go out with your stepdad?
Butt-head: Uh...not if his name was Woody.
Beavis: Yeah. What if his name was Stiffy?
Butt-head: Uh...well...maybe. Stiffy Allen. Whoa! She's almost naked! That gives me a special feeling on my Woody Allen.
Madonna, Secret

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