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Butt-head and Beavis in “M”

Butt-head

Whoa! She's got a small, furry animal in her mouth.

Beavis

Yeah. Yeah. That's cool.

Butt-head

This chick was married to that dude who would punch you if you took his picture.

Beavis

Yeah...that Woody Allen dude.

Butt-head

No, assmunch! Woody Allen's the dude who went out with his daughter.

Beavis

Oh yeah. Hey Butt-head, if you were a chick, would you like, go out with your stepdad?

Butt-head

Uh...not if his name was Woody.

Beavis

Yeah. What if his name was Stiffy?

Butt-head

Uh...well...maybe. Stiffy Allen. Whoa! She's almost naked! That gives me a special feeling on my Woody Allen.

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