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Beavis and Butt-head in “M”

Beavis

That's all you need anyway, is a beer, a chair, and a TV. I mean if I go through life and wind up never scoring, I guess it wouldn't be too bad if I just had a beer, a chair and a TV--

Butt-head

Beavis, you are NEVER going to score.

Beavis

I'm not saying I'll never score. I'm just saying, y'know, if that's the way it worked out, it wouldn't be too bad...well, no, it would suck, but it would be if I had a TV, and um...dammit! Nevermind.

Butt-head

You'll be lucky if you even drink a beer. You'll probably never have a chair either.

Beavis

This is gonna suck.

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