[Butt-Head puts down 6 cans of non-alcoholic beer on the register stand]
Cashier: Yeah, Can I help you?
Butt-Head: Yeah. We're going to buy this beer and get drunk.
Cashier: Yeah? Well, you can't buy beer unless you're 21. Lemme see some ID.
Butt-Head: Oh. Uh.. Well... Uh... Uh.. Uh... Huh huh... We left our IDs in the truck.
Beavis: Yeah yeah. Truck.
[the cashier checks the contents of the beer which says "Contains no alcohol"]
Cashier: Oh, you guys are buying that pee-water. I guess I can sell that crap to you.
Butt-Head: That's right. You can sell it to us. (chuckles) We're old.
Cashier: Yeah, Can I help you?
Butt-Head: Yeah. We're going to buy this beer and get drunk.
Cashier: Yeah? Well, you can't buy beer unless you're 21. Lemme see some ID.
Butt-Head: Oh. Uh.. Well... Uh... Uh.. Uh... Huh huh... We left our IDs in the truck.
Beavis: Yeah yeah. Truck.
[the cashier checks the contents of the beer which says "Contains no alcohol"]
Cashier: Oh, you guys are buying that pee-water. I guess I can sell that crap to you.
Butt-Head: That's right. You can sell it to us. (chuckles) We're old.
[Butt-Head puts down 6 cans of non-alcoholic beer on the register stand]
Cashier : Yeah, Can I help you?
Butt-Head : Yeah. We're going to buy this beer and get drunk.
Cashier : Yeah? Well, you can't buy beer unless you're 21. Lemme see some ID.
Butt-Head : Oh. Uh.. Well... Uh... Uh.. Uh... Huh huh... We left our IDs in the truck.
Beavis : Yeah yeah. Truck.
[the cashier checks the contents of the beer which says "Contains no alcohol"]
Cashier : Oh, you guys are buying that pee-water. I guess I can sell that crap to you.
Butt-Head : That's right. You can sell it to us. (chuckles) We're old.
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