[after the boys fail a field sobriety test]
OOfficer
Yep, you boys are definitely intoxicated. I'm gonna have to confiscate your beverages and bring you downtown.
Oh yeah. We don't wanna forget the beer.
OOfficer
[reads on back of beer] Hey, wait a minute: this stuff's non-acoholic. You guys aren't drunk, you're just stupid.
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