Mr. Van Driessen: Now, Beavis and Butt-head, if you could grow any type of food, what would you grow?
Beavis: Heh heh. Um...nachos.
Butt-head: Nachos aren't a plant, dumbass. They, like, make 'em from stuff.
Mr. Van Driessen: That's right, Butt-head. And corn is an excellent choice. Or, as the Native Americans call it, "maize".
Beavis: No, no, no. We want to grow nachos.
Mr. Van Driessen: In a few months, Beavis, when the corn grows, you'll be able to make your own nachos.
Beavis: Yeah, but we can go to Maxi-Mart and get some right now.
Butt-head: Yeah, but this is school. They have to do everything ass-backwards.
Beavis: Heh heh. Um...nachos.
Butt-head: Nachos aren't a plant, dumbass. They, like, make 'em from stuff.
Mr. Van Driessen: That's right, Butt-head. And corn is an excellent choice. Or, as the Native Americans call it, "maize".
Beavis: No, no, no. We want to grow nachos.
Mr. Van Driessen: In a few months, Beavis, when the corn grows, you'll be able to make your own nachos.
Beavis: Yeah, but we can go to Maxi-Mart and get some right now.
Butt-head: Yeah, but this is school. They have to do everything ass-backwards.
Mr. Van Driessen : Now, Beavis and Butt-head, if you could grow any type of food, what would you grow?
Beavis : Heh heh. Um...nachos.
Butt-head : Nachos aren't a plant, dumbass. They, like, make 'em from stuff.
Mr. Van Driessen : That's right, Butt-head. And corn is an excellent choice. Or, as the Native Americans call it, "maize".
Beavis : No, no, no. We want to grow nachos.
Mr. Van Driessen : In a few months, Beavis, when the corn grows, you'll be able to make your own nachos.
Beavis : Yeah, but we can go to Maxi-Mart and get some right now.
Butt-head : Yeah, but this is school. They have to do everything ass-backwards.
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