Dr. Floss: [holds up a picture--merely a random pattern] What do you see in this picture?
Butt-head: It's this dude, and he's like "auditioning his finger puppets". Huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. He's "shining his helmet".
Dr. Floss: I see. And what do you see here? [holds up another picture of random shapes]
Butt-head: Whoa... He's really corralling the tadpole.
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. He's really peelin some chilis.
Dr. Floss: I see. What about this one? [holds up another picture of no particular shape]
Butt-head: Woah... Leave a little for next time, dude!
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. He's really, like, having a tug-of-war with Cyclops!
Dr. Floss: I see.
Butt-head: [takes the picture and looks at it] Paper or plastic, sir?
Butt-head: Huhuh...he's masturbating.
Dr. Floss: And how about this last drawing? [shows a picture of a Julio Iglesias-like singer holding his microphone pole between his legs in a suggestive manner]
Butt-head: Uhh...that's, like, just a bunch of weird shapes.
Dr. Floss: Fascinating. [calls for Principal McVicker via intercom] Principal McVicker, could you come in here? We've got big problems.

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