So like, I guess he's, like, in a band or something?
No. This band probably just, like, keeps him around 'cause he can get chicks.
Oh yeah. How come that guy gets to be in naked movies? He's just, like, a big, fat, ugly slob.
Yeah! Well...you're almost there, Beavis, all you need to do is just, like, get fat.
Really? Um, how do I get big and fat?
Uhh...I don't know.
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