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Beavis and Butt-head in “The Meices, "Daddy's Gone to California”

[video opens with Ron Jeremy driving a convertible]

Beavis

Um...uh, hey, this guy looks familiar. Um...whoa, that's that guy! Remember when we saw those naked movies at your uncle's house? That's the guy that was in 'em, right there!

Butt-head

Uhh...how do you know, Beavis?

Beavis

I recognize him, that's him! That's the guy that was in those naked movies, remember? It's like, he had his schlong and he was, like, you know, like, doing that, um...you know, something...

Butt-head

You were looking at that guy's face when there was all that porn action going on?

Beavis

Well, you were probably looking at his wiener. Dumbass.

Butt-head

No, I wasn't. I was looking, like, around his wiener.

Beavis

Oh yeah.

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