[video opens with Ron Jeremy driving a convertible ]
Um...uh, hey, this guy looks familiar. Um...whoa, that's that guy! Remember when we saw those naked movies at your uncle's house? That's the guy that was in 'em, right there!
Uhh...how do you know, Beavis?
I recognize him, that's him! That's the guy that was in those naked movies, remember? It's like, he had his schlong and he was, like, you know, like, doing that, um...you know, something...
You were looking at that guy's face when there was all that porn action going on?
Well, you were probably looking at his wiener. Dumbass.
No, I wasn't. I was looking, like, around his wiener.
So like, I guess he's, like, in a band or something?
No. This band probably just, like, keeps him around 'cause he can get chicks.
Oh yeah. How come that guy gets to be in naked movies? He's just, like, a big, fat, ugly slob.
Yeah! Well...you're almost there, Beavis, all you need to do is just, like, get fat.
Really? Um, how do I get big and fat?
I'm getting sick and tired of dudes who sing like this.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, almost every damn video you see has, like, some guy singing like this.
Yeah. It's like, he's trying to be alternative.
Um...yeah, yeah. Yeah, y - y - yeah, something like that, yeah.
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