[Lil Nas X begins to caress a demon]
Wait, who's that? Is that Satan?
No, it's Darth Maul. Satan is like, part of the Marvel Universe.
Oh, yeah yeah.
Uh, remember that time that guy wanted you to be a Satanist, and then he said he'd take you to the Satanic Church, but it was just a room over his mom's garage?
Oh, yeah yeah. Yeah, I thought there'd be like naked chicks and like, blood and stuff, but he just wanted to sit around and talk about low taxes, and... and Liberatarianism or something, I don't know. It's like, that's not evil, it's just stupid!
And it's also boring, Beavis. And I don't wanna hear about it either. So shut up.
Oh, and um, remind me to tell you later what he said about who controls the media. You'd be surprised, it's not who you think. Oh and you know what else? Did you know that 7-Eleven was an inside job? They don't want you to know that.
They suck.
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