[as the video begins in an ethereal landscape with a snake]
... but here, we don't. Welcome to Montero.
Uh, I think this is supposed to be like, that garden in the Bible, where that chick, Eve or Eden, or whatever her name is eats that fruit that she wasn't supposed to, and then it like puts a curse on the earth.
See, that's one of those stories that has a moral, you know? And the moral is fruit sucks.
Yeah. So do gardens. Then remember that other part of the story where like, God takes the rib out of that dude, and makes a chick?
You know, if I could do that, I would have no rib cage.
Butt-head Yeah. Neither would I. I'd just be a big blob of flesh with a bunch of chicks around me, and no bones. Except I'd still have one bone.
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