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Butt-head and Beavis in “Cale Dodds, "I Like Where This is Going”

[after a girl trips in a bar and is caught by the overweight man, and she looks at him lovingly]

Butt-head

Uh, the only way he can score is to go to a club and sit around and wait for a girl to trip and fall over.

Beavis

Yeah, maybe I should try that.

Butt-head

As soon as the director says "cut", that hot girl's gonna leave the dork and go score with Cale Dodds.

Beavis

And then the dork is gonna go home alone, put on a new shirt, and spank his monkey.

Butt-head

Now that's a country song.

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