Butt-head and Beavis in “Cale Dodds, "I Like Where This is Going”

Butt-head

Uh, this is like all those movies where like, the good-looking cool guy teaches the dork how to score, and he like, trains him.

Beavis

Oh yeah, yeah.

Butt-head

He's grooming him.

Beavis

He's like, "you know, now that I paid for your meal, why don't you come back to my place and try on some clothes for me?"

Butt-head

He's gonna wind up in a shallow grave. [cackles] They told us about these kinds of guys in health class.

Beavis

All the warning signs were there.

Butt-head

They may come across as friendly at first. They might even sing you a country song. But beware.

Beavis

They might buy you breakfast, but that breakfast isn't free.

Butt-head

Here's what happened to a young man who went home with Cale Dodds.