There's Stewart's house. Goddamn dirty butthole. Stewart, son of a bitch... he stole my bike.
[Butt-head rings the doorbell]
That's right, he sure did. When he opens this door, you should kick his ass.
[Stewart answers the door]
Beavis and Butt-head? You finally came over to visit!
Damn you, Stewart! I'm gonna kick your ass, because you stole-
Do you wanna come in for a beer?
A beer? Yeah okay, yeah yeah. Yeah, that sounds pretty good, sure. Beer would hit the spot.
[time passes; Beavis and Butt-head are chugging cans of beer]
This is what it's all about, right? Beers with your best friends from high school. I mean, I'm not a big drinker, but Caitlyn made some of her famous cucumber-water-
Is there anymore beers?
No, uh, sorry guys, I think that's it-
That's enough, Stewart! There's a time in a man's life when he's not gonna take it anymore! So today, I am gonna kick your fatass-
This is just like old times. Let's get some pizza!
Yeah, yea, pizza sounds cool, yeah. Okay, yeah. Buy us some pizza.
[more time passes and the pizza is all gone]
Man we had some good times. Hey, remember when you locked me in the closet and forgot I was in there? You guys. Always giving me the business-
Shut up, butthole! It's finally time to kick your ass!
[the door opens] Oh! Caitlyn's home from the pool.
Okay, yeah, let's check out what your wife looks like in a bathing suit. That'll be cool, yeah.
Ooh! Good idea.
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