Lead Juror, Old Butt-head and others in “Two Stupid Men”

What do you mean he's not guilty?

Old Butt-head

Uh, I'm gonna like, vote for him, 'cause he's like, cool.

Old Beavis

Yeah, yeah, 'cause he did all those cool crimes. You guys saw it.

So, you believe he did the crimes.

Old Beavis

Oh yeah yeah.

Old Butt-head

They were cool.

So then, that means he's guilty.

Old Butt-head

That's your opinion, ma'am.

Wh-what are you saying?

Old Butt-head

Uh, what I'm saying is this guy's cool. He did kick-ass crimes.

Old Beavis

Yeah, he was brave. I'd like to see any of you try those cool crimes.

But that's what the word "guilty" means. He did the crimes. So both of you are voting "guilty," right?

Old Beavis

Boy, Butt-head, this lady just doesn't get it. Wow.

Old Butt-head

Yeah. I guess we're gonna be here a while.