LJLead Juror
Okay, the evidence is pretty overwhelming. It clearly shows the defendant robbed a Maxi Mart at gunpoint, threw a keg of beer through the front window, and got away with $600, and five cartons of cigarettes.
Whoa. That guy sounds pretty cool. I wanna meet him.
Yeah, really. Yeah, they should have brought him to this trial. Wouldn't have been so boring.
FJFemale Juror
He... was at the trial. He was sitting at the table the whole time.
You mean that guy in the black dress?
That old wuss robbed a store?
MJMale Juror
No, that's the judge. The defendant robbed the store.
Oh. Well the defendant kicks ass.
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