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Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 9, Episode 13

Old Butt-head and Old Beavis in “Kidney”

Old Butt-head

Beavis, it's been two days. I've peed 31 times.

Old Beavis

Yeah, well, I tricked you, butthole! Now I'll never have to pee, because when you were asleep, I put a chip clip on my wiener. I win! I finally beat you at something. Yeah! [both of his kidneys burst] AAAAAH!!! Ah, my kidneys!

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