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S9 E5

Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 9, Episode 5

Beavis and Butt-head in “Roof”

[after falling off the roof]

[dazed] Ow... it's okay, it's okay. I'm alright. I don't wanna be late for kindergarten. Circle time sucks. Whoa! That's a cool bowl. Never seen anything like that before. I'll be damned.

Get the ladder, Beavis!

Oh hey! Who are you?

I'm Butt-head, ass face!

Um... Which of those is your name, and which one is what you're calling me?

Just get the ladder, dumbass.

What's a ladder?

It's that thing over there that's a ladder.

Oh yeah yeah, thanks ass face.

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