Tom Anderson and Butt-head in “Roof”

Tom Anderson

I'm gonna head to the barber to get my ears lowered, so I need you boys to sign for a couple two packages I got coming from the Amazon.

Butt-head

Package. [cackles]

Tom Anderson

They're a birthday present for Marcie, and my new hearing aid. That one's real important now, because I can't hear nothing without it.

Butt-head

Uhhh, did you hear me when I called you a butthole?

Tom Anderson

Well you're welcome. I knew I could count on you.