Due to a new school board edict, we will not be running ball-handling drills today. We will be building empathy. Do you know what empathy is, Butt-head?
Uh, is that, like, something to do with ball-handling?
SHUT UP! Empathy. Empathy is when you feel what someone else is feeling. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Uh, feel someone else?
SHUT UP! Now, you will take these self-esteem worksheets, and you will make copies.
Uh, you mean, like, with the copy machine?
Yeah, yeah. Cool!
Yes, but let me be clear. You will only copy the worksheet. You will not copy your butts again. Do you understand, Beavis?!
So, do not copy my butt?
SAY IT AGAIN.
Do not copy my butt!
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