Class, this weekend, I'm organizing a trip down to the Gulf of Mexico. As you are all well aware, this oil spill is a crisis of unprecedented proportion. It's done great damage to the wetlands. [Beavis and Butt-head snicker in the back of the class] Giant tar balls are washing up all along the coast. And then there's the birds. It's too late for a lot of the older birds, but we can still rescue the chicks.
Uh, chicks?
I'm listening.
Yes, Butt-head, so many of these poor chicks are dirty. They're just filthy.
Whoa! Filthy chicks!
Yeah! Filthy chicks!
Yes, and we need people to go down there and wash them. Are there any volunteers?
Uh, yeah. Count me in.
Yeah, this weekend's good for me.
Well great! Thank you, Beavis and Butt-head.
Filthy chicks!
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