MCMale Cult Member
Excuse me young brother, may we ask you a question?
Are you threatening me?! My bunghole will ask the questions! "Why do I not use T.P. for my pee-pee?"
FCFemale Cult Member
The beloved always did like riddles.
You will belove my bunghole! For I am the great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole!
[See Beavis' screw wounds on his hands]
FCFemale Cult Member
Look! His hands! He has the stigmata!
Stigmata-tata from Lake Titicaca!
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