Beavis: [after accidentally forcing a screw through his hand, playing with an action figure and a screwdriver] Ahh! Butt-Head!
Butt-Head: [referring to the screw] It's in his butt.
Beavis: It hurts!
Butt-Head: Uh, I wouldn't know.
Beavis: Uh, oh yeah! Well, I mean, the screw, went into my hand! Come on, get it out!
Stewart: Oh my God! He's bleeding!
Butt-Head: Cool! Uh, don't worry, I'll fix it.
Beavis: Come on, Butt-Head, do something! [Butt-Head grabs a power drill] AHH! [holds hand away]
Butt-Head: Settle down, Beavis! [Beavis looks unsure] Uh, okay this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me. How hold still, dumbass! [Beavis, shuts his eyes and holds both hands out to Butt-Head, who accidentally forces the screw even deeper, through his other hand attaching his hands together]
Beavis: Cut it out, bunghole!!
Stewart: [panicking] OH MY GOD!
Butt-Head: Uhh, I think this screwdriver's like broken or something.
Stewart: Oh my God! Butt-Head, you gotta get Beavis to the hospital!
Butt-Head: Don't worry, Beavis. It's not the first time you've screwed your hand.
Beavis: Oh yeah! Ow!

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