[Notices Beavis and Butt-head just sitting on the sidewalk while working on his lawn] Now I know these tired old eyes ain't seeing two able bodied young men just lollygagging.
Uh, can you like, shut up?
Say what?!
We're waiting for this dude to like, let us have his daughter's hand.
Huh. And I thought your generation had given up on being proper gentlemen. So, which one of you is fixing to win the hand of this little lady?
Uh, right here!
Me. Yeah, me!
Hmm. A love triangle, huh? Well, I guess you two will have to tangle since you know she can't give her hand to both of you.
Yeah, but she's got two of 'em.
Jumping Jesus, son! A gal gives her hand to just one fellow. Now, let me give you boys a little tip: no one ever got anywhere just waiting around. When it comes to women, there's nothing wrong with being a little persistent.
Uh...
Damn it, boys! If you want that girl's hand, get off your keisters and go get it!
He's right, Beavis. We've waited long enough.
Yeah. Her hand must be rested enough by now. [As they walk back to the house] Boing!
Ah, young love.
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