BBartender
Look, I told you kids! You got no I.D., you look underage, and if I serve you, I'll go to jail!
Oh. Uhh…how about one for the road?
Yeah, like one to help me forget or something?
BBartender
Get outta here! Both of you!
JFJoe from AA meeting
Oh, yeah! Hey, it's okay, bartender. These are good kids. Y'know, you boys remind me of me I was a kid.
Yeah, some day we're gonna be just like you.
Yeah, we're gonna be drunk. [Joe falls on the floor in drunken stupor]
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