Bartender: I already told you kids! You don't have ID, you look underage, and if I serve you, I'll go to jail!!
Butthead: about one for the road?
Beavis: Yeah, like one to help me forget or something?
Joe from AA meeting: Don't worry, man, these are good kids. Y'know, you guys remind me a lot of when I was your age.
Butthead: Yeah, some day we're gonna be just like you.
Beavis: Yeah, we're gonna be drunk. (Joe falls on the floor in drunken stupor)

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