Beavis, Butt-head and others in “Buttniks”

Beavis

  [onstage, gibbering incoherently]  I am Cornholio!  I need t.p. for my bunghole!  I want all your crappuccino!

Butt-head

  [sitting at table with male beatnik and another man]  Do it, brother Beavis.

Beavis

  Are you threatening me?!  You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole.  My bunghole, it goes bungo.  Tungo, tungo, tungo.  Tungo!  Rap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.  And one for you.  Parrrrr!  [gulps]

  [to Butt-head]  Hi, I run the multicultural poetry program at the university.  Your friend is, uh, unusual.  What is he?  Hispanic?  Russian?

Butt-head

  Uh…yeah.  He's Russian.  [chuckles]

  Uh…hmm.  Amazing energy.  I'd love to see his portfolio.

Beavis

  Portfolio?  Holio, holio!  Arriba, arriba, yeah.  I come from Lake Titicaca.

  Hey, man, you've been holding out on us.  Where'd you get all those crazy rhymes?

Beavis

  Would you like to see my portfoilo?  I have a portfolio in my bunghole with my oleo.

  Wow, this is ground-breaking stuff, man.

Beavis

  [gibbering]