[on stage] "And then, my friend, you die. [louder] And then, my friend, you die, man! And then… [gasps] …my friend."
[scattered applause]
You die! Yeah.
Thank you.
That was cool.
Thank you, Omar. Is there anyone who'd like to read now? Any new blood?
[to Beavis] Check this out. [to everyone] Uh…I got some rhymes for the house.
What's your name, young brother?
Uh…Butt-head.
Cool. Let's groove for a while with Butt-head.
Yeah.
[scattered applause]
Groove with me, people. [chuckles] This is gonna be cool.
[walks up to a male beatnik at a table] Um…I'm just gonna sit here, yeah.
Yeah, man, take a load off.
[chuckles] Take a load.
Check this out. Uh…there once was a man from Venus, with a rocket ship for a…a…wiener.
Yeah, yeah! [pounds table]
Uh…okay. Here's—
[to Beavis and male beatnik] Hi, what can I bring you guys?
Um…
[in background] Here I sit—
Uh, yeah, get me a triple amaretto cappuccino, low on the foam, a double shot, and bring the man here one, too, right?
The phone is ringing, and I cannot linger. So, look out, butt, here comes my finger. [audience groans] And then, my friend, you die.
Yeah, yeah! You die! [pounds table]
That was cool.
[waiter hands Beavis and male beatnik their drinks]
Um…um…
Try it, man, come on. It's—it's cappuccino.
[chuckles] Crappuccino? Crappuccino. [chuckles] Yeah. [takes a sip]
[in background] Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Yeah, copasetic, dialectic.
Wahhh! Copasetic, copasetic! Gimme that. [snatches other drink and downs it]
[in background] This is a pee-pee—no.
Hi, more cappuccino?
I need crappuccino for my bunghole! Gimme that! [chittering; snatches coffee pot from waiter and drinks it all]
[in background] Uh, I'll tell that one later. [Beavis speaks gibberish] There once was a lady from China, with a popsicle in her—
[pulls microphone away from Butt-head as the feedback whines] Thanks, thanks, kid. That was organic. Let's give someone else a shot at the mic.
[has his shirt over his head, jumps up from table; chittering] I am Cornholio! My bunghole will speak now! [runs into another table] Ah, hey. Are you threatening me? I must have more crappuccino for my bunghole. [snatches drink] Bungholio, bungholio. [slurping]
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