[The cop has just descovered Beavis and Butt-head screaming in front of him
Cop: Alright you little punks, I got ya.
[Beavis and Butt-head screams as he grabs the two by their necks.]
Cop: Go ahead and scream all you want. Do you like this? Do you like hearing people SCREAMING? :(continues screaming in Beavis and Butt-head's ear) NOW DAMN IT. THE LAST THING I NEED TO DEAL WITH IS A COUPLE OF NOISE VANDALS LIKE YOU. YOU SEE WHEN I HEAR PEOPLE SCREAMING, IT USUALLY MEANS THERE'S TROUBLE. But if not, It's just like the little brat who cried wolf and someday when there really is trouble, I'M NOT GONNA HELP YOU!!!
[Let's go Beavis and Butthead]
Cop: Now if there's trouble, all you have to do is call. Here's my number. And if you want to scream, you can scream all you want inside your own home. (Turn's red face and screams in the duo's ears) JUST DON'T DO IT OUT HERE!!!!!!!

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