[Beavis and Butt-head are watching TV]
TVTV Voice-over
We now return to Robert Yearing, Mellissa Gilbert, and Lou Ferigno in "Asbestos in Obstetrics."
BBevis
Hey, Butt-head! What is Astesbos?
Uhh... It's like, health food or something.
“Blackout!” · Season 4, Episode 11
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (6), Smart Beavis (3), Mr. Van Driessen (2)
(A blackout occurs, and people are looting around town)
Are they having another one of those Midnight Madness sales?
Yeah. Yeah. WE'RE SLASHING PRICES! EVERYTHING MUST GO!
We need to find a place to watch tv.
(Two men come out of a broken store window with a tv)
Hey they got one.
(Yelling to the men offscreen) YO, WAIT UP DUDE!
Cop (offscreen) FREEZE POLICE!
(Gunshot)
Uhh.. never mind.
VDMr. Van Dreson
(Directing traffic) I need to go help out down at the community center, but I can't leave my post until someone releaves me.
Uhh... just go behind a building, no one will see.
Mr. Stevenson, is that you?
SMr. Steveson
Beavis, Butt-head, thank god! What happened? Tell me what happened?
Our TV broke.
Can we watch it at your house?
[Mr. Stevenson groans]
COCop on a van loundspeaker
Attention citizens there has been a small failure in a turbine at the electric plant. Power will be restored shortly. Cititzens are advies to store fresh water and canned goods. Ur uh, you should have already done that, well I hope you did.
[directing traffic] That's right, everyone. If we all work together and respect one another's space, we'll get through this crisis with a newfound sense of community.
TDTruck Driver
Get out of the street, you longhaired panty-waist!
I need to go coordinate the emergency shelter at the Y, but I can't move my post until I'm relieved.
Uhh…just go behind a building, dude. No one will see.
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